- Ducksouth Username: booger
- Real Name: Red Hutchison
- City/State: Frazier Grove, Ms
- Family: One wife of 32 years
- Occupation: Beverage Sales
- Dog’s Name: Jackpot, Socks, Sadie, and Angie
- What Is One Thing You Have To Have Every Day: A cup of 8 o’clock Columbian coffee
- If I Turn On Your Radio and Your Favorite Band Or Singer Is On, Who Is Playing: The Rolling Stones
- Favorite Movie Of All Time: The Life of Brian
- What Is One TV Show You Will Not Miss: Dancing With The Stars
- If You Were On Death Row Ans You Had One Last Meal, What Would It Be and Where Would It Come From: Double cheese burger & fries with fried honey bun, & ice cream for dessert. It would come from from Johnny’s Big Burger, in Clarksville, Tn. It would have to be cooked by Johnny while he’s wearing his Rolex and a pair of double knit slacks or it doesn’t taste the same.
- If There Was A Movie About Your Life So Far, What Would Be The Movie Name And Who Would Be The Actor To Play You: “Swamptater” Starring Will Ferrell
- If You Won a Large Sum Of Money In The Lottery, What Is The First Thing You Purchase: I would buy the Eastern half of Arkansas, secede from the Union, declare boogerville a sovereign nation, build a levee around it, and hunt year round.
- If You Were Banned To A Deserted Island And You Could Take Three Items With You, What Would You Take: Mary Anne, Ginger, & sack of seeds
- What Did You Dream Of Being When You Were a Kid Growing up: Secret Service Agent
- What Is Your Favorite Time Of Year: Autumnal Equinox
- If You Found Out You Have Two Weeks To Live, What Is One Thing You Would Do: Rush to France and visit Normandy.
- What is one thing you want people to say about you at your funeral: I’m hoping that I out live everyone that I know, so I hope that they’re saying “Who is this guy?”
- One Thing You Need Every Day: Pocketknife, Victorinox “Executive” The “citrus peeler” is very useful for removing bands in a hurry.
- What is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done Climbed to the top of an abandoned TV tower outside of downtown Nashville in Belmont with a bottle of whiskey and a couple of friends. The liquor/convenience store below us, one block over, had a robbery & shooting, cops & ambulances came from everywhere, we thought WE were busted. Had to wait hours before coming down, swaying at the top, while summer heat lightning popped all around us. Pass the bottle.
- What Animal Best Represents You And Why: Probably a cat, because I really don’t care, nor obey, and I’m going to do what I want anyway.
- If You Could Bring Back One Musician From The Dead, Who Would It Be And Why: Prince, so I could punch him in the gut. I am so sick & tired of hearing Purple Rain!
- Favorite Call: Gaston open water, loud enough to get their attention, then you can back it down or switch to an RNT original cocobolo. I have a Johnny Marsh(plastic reed) that has probably put more ducks on the water than any other I that I own, but it’s semi-retired.
- Favorite Duck Hunting Shotgun: I like them all. I don’t shoot it often but every year I have to break out the Ithaca Mag 10. No recoil and it crumples birds. When you pull the trigger, something is coming down. This thing was made to put meat on the table. Excellent skillet shooter and also works wonders at tree trimming.
- Favorite Duck Hunting Shell Brand and Size: Winchester 3”, 1 ¼, #3 shot
- Favorite kind of duck hunting: Green Timber
- What Was The First Duck You Ever Got Mounted: Banded Greenhead, shot in the Cumberland river bottoms in 1981 (Banded by the Pennsylvania Game & Fish one year earlier in Linesville PA./
- When Did You Join MSDucks/Ducksouth: June 2001
- Your Most Epic Post/Moment In MSDucks/Ducksouth History: Any of the days when Benny would fill the entire first page with rants and he would answer his own posts and argue with himself. My wife would be “What’s so funny?” I couldn’t explain.
- When Was The Greatest Duck Hunt You Had And Why: Always hunting public so, I have to purposefully be vague here. There was some fine print in the regulations, and as we read, it we would be able to hunt the previously forbidden X on X day, circa 1999?. This being the case, we scouted it in a quasi-legal fashion the day before and it was deafening with ducks. So we got there first and picked our spot the next morning, about 3:00a.m. Which, at that time, was crazy people early. We weren’t the only ones who read the regulations the same as we had, other folks started showing up too. We knew our X was the X, so we defended our turf the only way possible, with a 1,000,000,000 million candlepower Q-beam. Ducks began pouring in on us, we were taking turns on greenheads, killed one with a boat paddle. Just crazy good to look up and know every duck you see, maybe 1,000 were cupped up and dropping straight on you, over and over again. We had to wait on just certain ducks and be really careful to finish the limit legally. Next year they changed the regulations.
- If You Could Duck Hunt Anywhere With Zero Consequences, Where Would You Go and The Three People You Would Take With You: I’d hunt sea ducks off Kodiak with my brother, my nephew & bring Jerry Seinfeld for some laughs. Give us one of those sorta legal sunken boat things where you’re one big wave away from death. Bobbing like a cork and blasting away at Scoters and Eiders? Who knows, what’s the limit on those scrap ducks?
- Your Duck Commandment To Newbies: Go every day the season is open, stay as long as you legally can. Oops, wait, no-no-no, uhhh deer hunting is better. Get off my boat ramp. Haha.
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