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I hate cats!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:34 am
by Unkljohn
Went out before work this morning and whacked a couple of Woodies. Left them in back of my truck, planning to clean 'em at lunch time. Walked by the truck a minute ago and one is gone! Nobody would steal one duck, given the chance to steal 2, so it must have been that stray cat that hangs around here. I am gonna punt that $%^&ing cat next chance I get!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:40 am
by 4dawgma
bust'em with the .22 and toss'em in the road over the hill so a car runs him over and hides the evidence. No problems with the little ol' lady
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:45 am
by duckter
I love Cats - we ought to trade recipes sometime.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:12 pm
by qckmstr
buy some loresban (spelling?) spray around you house,shop.etc.. cats will disappear !
p.s. and won't hurt your dogs!
Cats
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:16 pm
by nripres
They taste just like chicken.
Re: Cats
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:43 pm
by mudsucker
nripres wrote:They taste just like chicken.
Yeah. Chicken at a mom and pop Chineese restraunt!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:57 pm
by 4dawgma
AHSO. What you do hia on Easta sunday, you harv no famary?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:04 pm
by Negotiator
Put some metal spurs on fightin roster. He'll kill'um. You may have to pry the spurs out of the cat's neck though.