I hate cats!

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I hate cats!

Postby Unkljohn » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:34 am

Went out before work this morning and whacked a couple of Woodies. Left them in back of my truck, planning to clean 'em at lunch time. Walked by the truck a minute ago and one is gone! Nobody would steal one duck, given the chance to steal 2, so it must have been that stray cat that hangs around here. I am gonna punt that $%^&ing cat next chance I get! :x
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Postby 4dawgma » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:40 am

bust'em with the .22 and toss'em in the road over the hill so a car runs him over and hides the evidence. No problems with the little ol' lady :twisted:
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Postby duckter » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:45 am

I love Cats - we ought to trade recipes sometime.
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Postby qckmstr » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:12 pm

buy some loresban (spelling?) spray around you house,shop.etc.. cats will disappear ! :twisted: p.s. and won't hurt your dogs!
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Cats

Postby nripres » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:16 pm

They taste just like chicken.
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Re: Cats

Postby mudsucker » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:43 pm

nripres wrote:They taste just like chicken.
Yeah. Chicken at a mom and pop Chineese restraunt! :shock:
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Postby 4dawgma » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:57 pm

AHSO. What you do hia on Easta sunday, you harv no famary? :lol:
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Postby Negotiator » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:04 pm

Put some metal spurs on fightin roster. He'll kill'um. You may have to pry the spurs out of the cat's neck though.
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