For those of us that have a drink now and then. a laugh

[MSDuckmen]

While in school I had a professor that loved to use props to get his message across and thought you might get a kick out of this.

The professor stood before our philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the class if the jar was full. We agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked us again if the jar was full. We laughed and agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. We responded with an unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. We all laughed thinking it was going to be water instead.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff.
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things important to you. Pay attention to the things critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner, Hunt, Fish, or play Golf. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal.
"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple
of beers."

[dukbum]

thats pretty good! i need to remember that !!!?!!!

[RIP EM]

Good one Duckmen !!!

VERY GOOD !

Rip Em !

[BoogaBottom]

CAST OUT THOSE DEMONS SON !!

Does anybody know what happened to Earnest Angely ?? the old TV evangelist from the late 70's ??

Just wondering....

[judge jb]

well put duckmen......educational as well.....

judge jb

[Law Duck]

That's GREAT!! Really puts things into perspective.

[sig]

I guess we all need to put this into perspective and apply...especially the part about the beers.

[Greenhead22]

Good one, Dan........

[iron grip]

The beer I had for breakfast tasted good so I had another for dessert.

I remember a Prof. I had in H.S. giving us the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven and Hotel California ,and lecturing on the exetensionlist nature of these two songs. He broke down every verse in explaining then played the songs for us to hear again and understand.

[Don Miller]

Duckmen, your old prof is a wise man. That was a great analogy on life.

[Bustin' Ducks]

Good 'un....