Dad at the MALL Joke
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:59 am
Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. When the teenager became self-conscious, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. He then said 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. When the teenager became self-conscious, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. He then said 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
