Dad at the MALL Joke

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Dad at the MALL Joke

Postby coonman » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:59 am

Dad at the Mall


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. When the teenager became self-conscious, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. He then said 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
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Postby mrkrash » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:10 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby MudHog » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:17 am

damn them 92 y/o men. I want to be that quick when I'm 92. :mrgreen:
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Postby regishay » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:22 am

thats classic cheech and chong right there, :lol:
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Postby msudawg8087 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Re: Dad at the MALL Joke

Postby marshman » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:46 pm

What a wise old man!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby adame » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:50 pm

that was pretty funny
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Postby deltadog » Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:39 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby cwink » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dad at the MALL Joke

Postby peewee » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:37 am

:lol: Good one
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Postby richard b evers » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby crosshair » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 am

That was a good 1.
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