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Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:27 am
by duckhuntalot
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Louisiana
Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter,Thibodeaux, and Boudreaux are being sent
in with the following information:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music
5. Some are queer.
That should just about do it. Don't you think?
[ June 10, 2002: Message edited by: duckhuntalot ]
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:43 am
by Greenhead22
6. They really hate cajun and zadeco music.
Also send Thibodeaux and Boudreaux!!!
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:06 pm
by peewee
That would take care of the Taliban for sure.
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:13 pm
by CaptnT
7. They tried to kiss your sister.
8. They stoled your favorite pig.
9. They think you dog looks tasty.
10. They were the guys that showed up late, called badly and often in your favorite duck hole.
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:17 pm
by duckhuntalot
peewee, if she does decide to let you, I can fix you up. I have tried to sell mine in the past.
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:33 pm
by Meeka
11. they are better than turtle in a good bisque;
12. the out-of-state license goes up after this year!
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:27 pm
by judge jb
put a Nek-Band on em and send Scooter.......
judge jb
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:33 pm
by Doc & Nash
13. Arm Billy Bob with a 250 ton nuke
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:34 pm
by Doc & Nash
13a. and a keg of Bud with a gallon of Jack, and bet him $5.00 that he can't do it!
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:45 am
by peewee
duckhuntalot its probablly gonna be a while. We went to that last race and my wife says she wants a travel trailor now to go to the races. Cant argue with that race traffic is tough. I appreciate the offer though. By the way what kinda of boat do you have.
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:58 am
by duckhuntalot
peewee, check your pm in a little bit
Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2002 12:20 pm
by duckhuntalot
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Plan To Eliminate Al Queda
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 10:28 am
by ob duck
14: somebody hold billy bob's beer