Plan To Eliminate Al Queda

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:27 am

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Louisiana
Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter,Thibodeaux, and Boudreaux are being sent
in with the following information:

1. The limit is two.

2. The season ended last weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music

5. Some are queer.

That should just about do it. Don't you think?

[ June 10, 2002: Message edited by: duckhuntalot ]

Postby **Greenhead22** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:43 am

6. They really hate cajun and zadeco music.

Also send Thibodeaux and Boudreaux!!!

peewee · Postby **peewee** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:06 pm

That would take care of the Taliban for sure.

CaptnT · Postby **CaptnT** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:13 pm

7. They tried to kiss your sister.

8. They stoled your favorite pig.

9. They think you dog looks tasty.

10. They were the guys that showed up late, called badly and often in your favorite duck hole.

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:17 pm

peewee, if she does decide to let you, I can fix you up. I have tried to sell mine in the past.

Meeka · Postby **Meeka** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:33 pm

11. they are better than turtle in a good bisque;
12. the out-of-state license goes up after this year!

Postby **judge jb** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:27 pm

put a Nek-Band on em and send Scooter.......

judge jb

Doc & Nash · Postby **Doc & Nash** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:33 pm

13. Arm Billy Bob with a 250 ton nuke

Doc & Nash · Postby **Doc & Nash** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:34 pm

13a. and a keg of Bud with a gallon of Jack, and bet him $5.00 that he can't do it!

peewee · Postby **peewee** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:45 am

duckhuntalot its probablly gonna be a while. We went to that last race and my wife says she wants a travel trailor now to go to the races. Cant argue with that race traffic is tough. I appreciate the offer though. By the way what kinda of boat do you have.

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:58 am

peewee, check your pm in a little bit

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 12:20 pm

bump [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

ob duck · Postby **ob duck** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 10:28 am

14: somebody hold billy bob's beer

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