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Me too Don!

So it's powder puff blue with black trim, huh ?

Yep, It's the prettiest camp on the lake now. You will have to see it to believe it. I think they have rented it out to some duck hunters from Mexico. Yesterday I noticed a "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper sticker on the door and a Cinco De Mayo banner hanging in the window.

I was thinking about getting one of the males and having him cut to calm him down. Don have you seen the both of the parents.

Boyz, don't be talkin trash about my new juke joint ---- The Po Monkey Lounge East. I gots plans for some fine dancin hoochies lined up to entertain(right off the chitlin circuit from Vaiden), ice cold Colt 45 quarts, KT shots, fried southern vittles(including flathead catfish, buffalo, gar, and gator fresh from the lake) and a house blues band called" The Right Rev. T. Moore's Revelators", consisting of the Po Monkey Lounger on the slide Fender strat, the Blue Room Boy on electric diddly bo and lead vocals, Howlin' Homer on the electric washboard, Rockin "No $#!+" Rick on the drums, and Mr. Money on the electric synthesizer jug ---its gonna be quite an experience. I was thinkin we would get Dandy Don Miller to be the bouncer and head pimp, and the Injun to tend bar.

And here is now the Po Monkey bangin on dat Srat!!!

If I am expected to do the pimpin and bouncin, Injun Luther does not need to be the bar tender. The bar would never be completely stocked and no one would ever be able to make conversation without Luther taking it over, Cuz. Hey Mike, you know what I mean?!!!!!!

luthur the injun as the bartender. not a good idea... the ole jake-leged, hobble-back, sign nailn,-butt munchin, 6 tour serving vietnam vet. would drink the entire inventory in round bout 4 hours time. then he would go out on patrol and try to drive his skeet mobile into the east end of the 110.

it'd make the papers. hell they'ed talk about as far way as phillip and minter city.

later
skeet skeet skkeeeet

Hey Monkey, I'm totally opposed to Injun Luther running the bar. I think his expertise in code breaking from the 6 tours of Vietnam would serve us well by him manning the scanner to warn us of the Sheriff's where abouts. We can't have a drunken Injun tending bar, drinkin up all the profits, running amuck and scaring all them young hoochies. What the heck were you thinking?

Don, I'm sorry ---what was I thinking. We may have to search hard to find a candidate for this position in the neighborhood who won't drink up all the profits ----maybe a carpetbagger from Minter City or Phillip? Or a hootchie from the Blue Room?

Hey Po'Monkey, when we gonna start rehearsing ?

Hey Mike, you know what I mean ??????????????

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Absolutley PERFECT! I can't wait to lumber in there with my wore out ole' blue van and compete with the El Camino crew! I can't sneak up on 'em unless I get the muffler fixed though.

Great thread all the way through!

This is with out a doubt a forum classic. Whats some other threads yall think are the best.

Who started this bullchit ?

lmao