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Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:30 am
by Buckwabit
God Made Dumb people Tuff
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:33 am
by grnheadhuntr
when it takes somebody along time to get to the point
"goin around yer elbow to scratch yer booty"
"He ain't got the sense God gave the south end of a north bound jackass"
"F'ed up as a yard rat"
"Pass me some yard bird" refering to chicken
"Drunker than who shart the floor" refering to jkb
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:21 am
by 4-EYED GADWALL
How bout:
Does a sow hog piss backards
That SOB's gettin off in my bucket of chicken
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:13 pm
by duckter
"Whoooeeeey, she could suck the chrome off a bumper."
'With them teeth, he could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence."
By the way, was Cooter Brown always drunk?
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:17 pm
by jdbuckshot
"your so full of it, your eyes are brown and your breath stinks"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:24 pm
by Big R
"Your as useful as tits on a boar hog"
"slick as owl $hit"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:28 pm
by Tedl10
"dryer than a popcorn fart"
"chittin like a crippled coon"
"thats about right."
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:11 pm
by jacksbuddy
Let's see. How about -
"Busier than a one armed paper hanger."
"If I got any better, then I'd have to be twins."
And when my Grandaddy heard somebody talking way too much -
"You're sewin' up a gnat's @$$ with a grapevine!"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:14 pm
by jacksbuddy
Buckwabit wrote:per deltadukman when seeing chick with huge legs at taco bell "bet she could kick start a D-9 Catepillar"
THat's funny as hell. I'm crying....[/quote]
Me too.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:19 pm
by coonman
Sweating like a whore in Church
Hungry as a hostage.
Dad dang it!!
Dumber than a box of rocks
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:33 pm
by novacaine
When a situation is blown way out of proportion: Your picking fly $#!+ out of pepper & Your polevaulting over a rat turd.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:19 pm
by chevy01234
One we here EVERY single F'in day!
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:13 am
by tica-tica
Hit you so hard your cousin will grunt..
Knock you down so low you be playin hand ball against the curb.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:37 pm
by 4dawgma
busier than a one legged midget in an booty kickin' contest
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:49 pm
by novacaine
When someone is tending to your business we use-" Your gettin in my decoys ain't ya"
I worked for an old engineer while at MSU and he had 2 he used when he didn't like my drafting-
"That sticks out like wart on a mules a##"
"I can draw better with a pine top and a bucket of shi#"