Great southern phrases

[tica-tica]

here are some good uns...

"Yall want Tuffies er' Shiners?"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
"She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
"Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
"He's as country as corn flakes."
"This is gooder'n grits."
"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
"Finer than frog hair."
"It's a rainin' like a cow a pissin' on a flat rock."
"My ole truck done played-out."
"Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine"
"Fat as a tick."
"Yall come back now"
"I swaney."
"If everything I touched turned to gold I wouldn’t open that box o’ worms!"
"That dog won’t hunt"
"Slicker n' snot."

[bhuggins]

Heard a couple the other day that I hadn't heard before....

"Hangin in there like a bent nail"...

"Wide open like a Case knife"

[Buckwabit]

What about "Watch this, Hold my beer"

[mharville]

What about "Watch this, Hold my beer"

+1 Classic line right there

[Doc & Nash]

Damn she got a rack.....

[grnheadhuntr]

What about "Watch this, Hold my beer"

Famous last words

"It's a turd floater out there"
"Out like a boner in sweat pants"

[blgros1]

"Hoter'n two rats "@#$%#" in a wool sac"

[70 sprig]

forked up like a snake under a lawn mower

[farmerc83]

forked up as a reggin checkbook

slicker than owl $hit

slicker than snot on a glass door knob

per deltadukman when seeing chick with huge legs at taco bell "bet she could kick start a D-9 Catepillar"

[Buckwabit]

per deltadukman when seeing chick with huge legs at taco bell "bet she could kick start a D-9 Catepillar"[/quote]

THat's funny as hell. I'm crying....

[Buckwabit]

What about


"She's crazier than a run over dog"

[maverick21]

sweatin' like a president on father's day

[ragon]

i wouldn't $hit you, your'e my favorite turd
opinions are like a$$holes, everybodys got one, just somes stinks worse than others
does a cat have a climbing gear
is a frogs booty watertight
your so ugly yo mama sat you in the corner as a baby and fed you with a slingshot
betcha can't go through it or you dont have the cahonas to try it bawahaahahahah

[Big R]

"why use a hundred words, when only a couple will do"

"if I was any better I would be twins"

[Double R 2]

walking in high cotton