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"Oh my sides"

tore up from da flow up.
as simple as falling off a log.
she aint pretty just pretty easy.
good nuf fo guvberment work.
brite as a burnt out light blub.
mines bigger n yours.....(talking bout size of you truck or gun) .......or other things......
nervious as a reggin at a caln meeting.

F'ed up like a lab rat
F'ed up like a rodeo goat
F'ed up like a reggin's checkbook
I would sop her up like a biscuit in gravy
My presentation is off (After fishing for an hour or two and not getting a bite)
Being hung up is part of life (after being hung up at least half the day while fishing)
I'd cut that meat (reference to the wool or females if you don’t know what wool is)
They can't get me drunk (quote after about 4 shots)
Would I (reference as to would you cut the meat or would you not cut the meat)
12x1 (12 beers one bag for her face, it’s a measurement of beauty)
Those are some sweet beef tips. (Beef tips are those chrome tips usually on trucks with some type of sticker on the back glass)

That’s probably enough for right now.

Squalin' like a stuck pig!

colder n a witches T*ts in a brass brazzere
F'ed up like a soup sandwich
slower than molassess on a cold day
When asked how a guy wants his coffee "Like a reggins head, black with nothin in it"

"That boy ain't got the sense God gave a billy goat"
"I'm as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's booty in a phone booth"
"That boy can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time"

My dad's all time favorite for my brother and I:

"you boys are worse than a bull in a china shop, what y'all don't break you $hit on"

Runs like a Singer Sewing Machine.....

Run's like a raped ape

Aint got the since God gave a goose in a hailstorm.

couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom of it...




what my dad tell his help....'the longer I'm around you, the dumber I get'

"He's tighter than a banjo string."

Heard a high school kid refer to this one particular girl as a "Butterhead."
I said, what? He said, yeah, everything on her looks good...But her head!"

I use to say I had a big old dickydo belly on me...

What's a dickydo belly?

Means my belly sticks out a lot farther than my dickydo....


Here some good uns when about to be in a fight with somebody:

I'll roll yo booty out like wholesale carpet!
I'll sink yo booty like a 3' putt!

Ever hear this one?

"That boy ain't worth the powder it would take to blow his head off!"

"he's a few crumbs shy"....
"they ruined a good president when they made you"....
"if you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"....

When somebody waaaay to much down in the details my grandad would say....

"Man, you pickin' the fly sh#& out of the pepper."

I like that one.

"a hard head makes for a soft behind"