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Sc****d up as a box of bream hooks

I look about as confused as the little boy that dropped his gum in the chicken house and couldnt figure out which piece to pick up......

It's hotter than a biotch wolf in heat.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

My mom used to always tell me I could "Worry the horns off a Billy Goat"

Not southern but one i find myself useing around my house lately.
Alcatraz rule # 1: You will be given food,clothing,shelter, and medical attention- anything else must be earned.

Confused? Boy you look like a calf staring at a new gate.

As useless as tits on a boar hog

One I heard today:
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now an then

40 x 11 is southern infinity. as in "Boy i bet we shelled forty 'lebm peas last night."

"Easier than pourin' piss out of a boot"

"Black is beautiful so I ate me a mess of collard greens and $#!+ a masterpiece."

"fair to middlin'"
"she stays in the road more than gravel" talking about how many miles my sister drives in a year....
"the sun don't shine on the same dogs booty all the time"
"I didn't know whether to $hit or go blind"

F#*cked up as a road lizard
Laid back as a dead fly

Well, wish in one hand and $#!+ in the other and see which fills up first.

I figured Acornman would have filled this post up with about 2 pages worth. He's got more southern phrases than Carter has liver pills!

Chit,fart, and fall back in it!