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"her eyes were rolled back in her head like a calf in a hailstorm"

One more I used to use on my friends at Hunt Test.

"heres your fork, your done"

"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

lmao

Double R 2 wrote:walking in high cotton

I always heard "We're chittin in high cotton now"

"Like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on an ice pond"

"You are so bright when you were born, your daddy called you son"

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at a niggersss funeral.

"It's a gully washer out there."
"It's a frog drowner out there"

"Tore up bigger than a negro on a broke bicycle"

God D@#$ Reggin...F%$#in chit get out of the way! --me usually driving



Sweating like a whore in church..



F$#%^& up like a reggin on a saturday night

Jelly had to steal these from the Big Maybe!

Boy, where you get them Squirrel Chasers?
Boy, I sure do like that Sky Piece!

When asked to do something you really don't want to do...

"I'd just as soon suck snot out of a dog's nose!"

Tighter'n dick's hatband.

Dry as a powder house.

Forked up as a reggin tacklebox.

"wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire."

"Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is still good"

"Well Bless your Heart"

When working with a tight budget-" you can't make chicken salad out of chicken SH$$"
When wife thinks I don't need 2 plates of food-" Baby, you can't run a freight train off tap water"
WHen deciding to buy something for hunting-" Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it"
When comparing good and bad-" Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
When talking about someones character-" You couldn't roll him up a make a good booger"