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Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:06 am
by the doctor
used to work in a liquor store in the Delta and we wrote some down...dont have the book but two I remember
when you needed to express your distaste for another..."I wouldnt give him homemade jelly"
and when a customer that happened to be a gravedigger bought a pint as oppossed to his normal half pint, we asked "you guys must be busy" to which he replied "main, dere's folks dyin round here dat aint neva died befo"
the last is my favorite
the doc
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:02 pm
by Doc & Nash
You got enough stupid for two people......
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:06 pm
by donia
"You sorry sombich"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:06 pm
by hntrpat1
Always have to say this on the way to the blind on opening day!
"What did the cat say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mowa..........................Won't be long now!"
Then hamma down on it.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:36 pm
by duckhunterdoc
about a good look'in girl "she's so fine, I'd drink her bathwater"......reply by best buddy "heck, I'd drink her Daddy's bathwater"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:13 pm
by cheeko
Busyer than a one armed paper hanger.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:25 pm
by jtdumallard
make like a reggin muffler and hit the road
thats screwed up like a reggin screen door
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:32 pm
by MSDawg870
Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:28 pm
by ewd506
"that kid could break an anvil in the desert"
"those ducks are ice cream"---meaning GONE
"split dick sandwhich"--smoked sausage on a biscuit
"F$*&%d up as a reggin slipper"
"Those are reggin ducks"---meaning won't work
"he/they run of with a reggin"--the duck/ducks that get sucked off your spread by some stragler ducks or highflyers
"she's fatter than a peach orchard sow"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:47 am
by duck_nutt
got told this yesterday....
'boy, you're just like a blister......always showing up after the work is done!"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:47 pm
by coonman
Thats like a sore peter, You can't beat it.
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:26 pm
by crow
When someone been fussin at you, "You justa eatin' on me like a cancer!"
Re: Great southern phrases
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:37 pm
by Doc & Nash
Your more aggrivating than a wart on my booty.