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BUT i gots a little surprise for them coming soon.....I have bee broken into twice in the last month at my office...now i dont have anything to take in the office cept the puters which they have refused to take both time....its just the hassel of replacin window planes ...this last time they pulled the burglar bars away from the windows the broke the pain enuff to unlock and slide in ....well we fixed the bars back yesterday and today I am going to get some electric fence and rig up the bars ...lol... let the crack head grab them again.....

Notice thread below, "Hot Dang electric fences HURT!" HA

Get ready to be sued by the first crack-head who gets a shock. And guess what......the crack-head will probably win. You should talk to an attorney before you start setting booby traps....or in this case cracky traps.

rig it up and put up a sign giving the public notice that the premeises has dangerous conditions that may result in injury or death.

yea check with an attorney or someone that know more about this but there are lots of stipulations when it come to setting up electricity like that

Make sure it's strong enough to kill them. Dispose of the body before anyone notices. Like one of those bug zappers...

Sounds similar to the "spring-gun" cases. I wouldn't do it. May cost you some time in the clink.

Rick, Where exactly is your office? Me and Richard "One Call That's All" Schwartz want to stop by.

Well i guess since ya have enlightened me on this I'll have to come up with a better plan....guess I'll have to just leave Nala ( my yellow lab that just absolutly HATES reggins up here on some weekends ) she is a sneaky MOFO to she'll let ya get inside before she lets ya know she is there .....lol...how bad can i get sued for that...if so then i'll just stay up here and shoot the MOFO dead when the get inside.....that or I am gona just brick up all the damn windows...suck that a F'ing crackhead has more rights to your stuff and property than you do.......

just be sure you have the electricity turned off to the bars before the law shows up, also request this thread be removed by the mods so there is no evidence

They are on crack.... do you actually think they will even feel the little shock???? Hook that biotch up to the 220...

Doc & Nash wrote:They are on crack.... do you actually think they will even feel the little shock???? Hook that biotch up to the 220...

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Besides, You DO have the right to a jury trial if accussed. How many little old ladies and little old men do you think would condone a crackhead breaking into THEIR homes or businesses for a drug fix. I like to think that a typical Mississippi jury would side with the crime victim instead of the criminal who was breaking and entering. It just might teach the poor misguilded soul a very important lesson.

If the cops ask, just tell them you are keeping the COONS out!! ha