DuckSouth.com

So there was this family of moles. They lived under a house. One morning, the moles awakened to an interesting smell from above. They scurried to the exit hole, and popped their heads out to smell what it was. The first mole said "Humm...smells like eggs to me", the second mole in line said "Humm, smells like bacon to me" and the last mole in line said "Smells like molasses to me."

Think about it fer a while.

Wingman

First time I ever heard that joke I was in a duck blind.