Here's a laugh
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:03 pm
Drunks Don't Lie
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
she selected quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,
and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her
items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her, watched as she placed her items
in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be
single." The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued,
looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing
nothing particularly unusual about her selections
said, "Well, yes, that's right. But how on earth did
you know that?" The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier
'n $#!+."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
she selected quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,
and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her
items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her, watched as she placed her items
in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be
single." The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued,
looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing
nothing particularly unusual about her selections
said, "Well, yes, that's right. But how on earth did
you know that?" The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier
'n $#!+."
