Shaving while driving.....

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Shaving while driving.....

Postby dukluk » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:58 pm

A Florida woman is in police custody after officers say she caused a two-vehicle car crash trying to shave her private parts while driving.
37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested Friday after rear ending a pick-up truck on the way to Key West, Florida.
Barnes told police that she was going to meet her boyfriend in the vacation spot and wanted to be “ready.”
What makes the case all the more bizarre is that her ex-husband was in the car as well, holding the steering wheel from the passenger seat for her while she attempted to shave.
Barnes' arrest comes the day after she was convicted of driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.
Her license was supposed to have been revoked for five years and her car, impounded.
Before stopping at the scene of the accident, Barnes tried to switch seats with her ex-husband to make it look like he was driving.
She's being charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby olemissduckhunter » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:24 am

Just another argument for the silky smooth Brazilian.............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby quackheadbp » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:32 am

:shock:
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby mudsucker » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:19 am

......and for skinning a beaver out of season.........
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby jacksbuddy » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:38 am

I would scopes this, but you just can't make stupid stuff like this up. Shaving while driving with the assistance of the ex to go see the boyfriend. Don't you just know that the family reunions she attends are interesting. :?
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby farmerc83 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:57 am

Dedication right there
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby 4dawgma » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: it's fo real: http://www.myfoxfairbanks.com/dpps/news ... 08_6447120
Where'd who go?
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby Hole Hunter » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:13 am

Yeeshhh...
That pic ruined this story... :?
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby quackstackmrm » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:41 am

your not kidding.... I had way better thoughts before i clicked the link. :P
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby southernvaughan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:46 am

damnit now i gotta go look...
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby southernvaughan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:48 am

southernvaughan wrote:damnit now i gotta go look...


:mrgreen: DOH!!!! THATS SCURRY RIGHT THERE
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby 4dawgma » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:49 am

Hole Hunter wrote:Yeeshhh...
That pic ruined this story... :?



+acabillion
Where'd who go?
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby Seymore » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:05 pm

Yuk!!! Bet that bikini area is eat up with the green crudded funk crotch rot.
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby Money » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:02 pm

Prolly took her from the Panhandle to the Keys to shave it all.
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Re: Shaving while driving.....

Postby quackheadbp » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:29 pm

Just gagged on my lunch... Crotch rot! UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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