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Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer






Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane
bridge hold???

And
Question # 3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE
ASSISTANCE ???

Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!

Too bad they didn't get the back door a little more centered to the creek, that would have been jig pole city out the back door.

I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.


JD

jdbuckshot wrote:Too bad they didn't get the back door a little more centered to the creek, that would have been jig pole city out the back door.

I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.


JD

I think the other axles are in the water.. I see tires down there..

Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?

All weigh different amounts! Depends on the house..................... but in this case it probably weighs more than can be handled by a 8 ton capacity bridge support............................... just sayin

4th question: do we have enough beer?

It will have a beautiful view from the bay window.

looks like a great place for a house! what a view

House for sale!!!, great water view, waterfront access, paved driveway, needs front and rear porch added

Might be hard to get flood insurance on that one.

Bonecollecter1111 wrote:House for sale!!!, great water view, waterfront access, paved driveway, needs front and rear porch added

Foundation needs a little attention

No Mr Buyer, you misunderstood me. I said vaulted basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

front door swimmig hole

brangin' back the covered bridges!

just clear it out and cut out the ends and ......oila! Covered Bridge!