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funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:02 pm
by HeKing
Stole this off somebody's facebook status. Very swlfless lol

sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:04 pm
by 70 sprig
I rest my case ................thank you and good night .

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:22 pm
by jburt80
So true.. I'm gonna have to pick up a sixer on the way home this evening... :D

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:28 pm
by 4dawgma
i may not be able to drink it all, but I got'em workin' round the clock

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:47 pm
by rampole
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:56 pm
by jburt80
rampole wrote:"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


Make that a twelve pack!! :D

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:07 pm
by duckkiller
Never looked at it that way, Now I have another reason to have a few tonight :wink: I mean we all need to support American brewery's right :lol:

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:30 pm
by Scully
Think of the bigger picture- help American workers, who spend more on disposable income- thus ending the recession and making this country strong again.....while getting smarter at the same time. Win/win

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:39 pm
by mudsucker
HeKing wrote:Stole this off somebody's facebook status. Very swlfless lol

sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

I saw that one too! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:55 pm
by quack_a_tack
I like the way ya'll think, havin a cold one right now! I try to keep an 18 pack in the fridge, but I can't seem to do it.

Re: funny for today

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:54 pm
by quackstackmrm
thats a great concept. i might start having a few extras just because i know now that im helping out the recession and the good ole american people.