King of Topwater's Spotted!! Reward $10,000

[mossyisland]

Wanted for scaring ducks away with his spinning wing decoys, multiple hail calls, and straight pipe mud motor. He can be recognized from his ringtone(hail call) on his cell phone. Wearing his calls into a rest. He will also have multiple DU bands on his lanyard around his neck. He will also while hunting be wearing, operating, and shooting all the new latest gun, gear, and gadgets.

[novacaine]

$10,000 reward? You want him to be ground checked or alive and hog tied? The protective eyewear- is that a new trend or something?

[DanP]

Nice hat! lol

[Tedl10]

[chevy01234]

10,000 bucks?


Hell i'll deliver him by sundown for $10,000

[DanP]

Make sure he fixes my fuel line before ya'll bring em in

[teul2]

With that reward, he'll turn him self in!
I'll have him hog tied and at the lodge this evening. You just have that check ready.

Better yet, have cash.

[Wingman]

He's got a purty mouth, too.

[teul2]

He's got a purty mouth, too.

I thought the gloves were for somewhere else?

[hntrpat1]

He doesn't have enough call around his neck. It's a fake!

[Duck$$$]

I think I saw him Friday night. I heard he was into voodoo.

[mossyisland]

Ahh! The voodoo story. It is legendary.

[grnhed]

[hntrpat1]

I found the true picture.

[RebelYelp]

I heard the El Camino crew was going to steal his boat, but when he stepped out of the datsun pickup they were afraid of being violated.....