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I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:17 pm
by mossyisland
If all your camo matches your Waders.
If you blow a duck call that you saw your duck guide blow last week.
You have more than one spinner in a duck hole and more than one with a bildge pump.
You have more duck hunting stickers on your truck than you have shotgun shells.
List as many as you can. I am trying to gather a list and get it printed.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:18 pm
by mossyisland
your ringtone is a duck chatter.
Your phone cover is camo.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:02 am
by dukluk
You buy, and actually use camoflage toilet paper.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:36 am
by Mike Ladnier
You make a topwater post
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:56 am
by master guide
+1 on the topwater post.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:14 am
by jdbuckshot
Mike Ladnier wrote:You make a topwater post
thats the best post ever in ducksouth history!
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:14 am
by Doc & Nash
You think a bag of decoys and a blind bag is enough weight to hold down a plastic bass hunter boat

OSP
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:22 am
by ntzhunter
jdbuckshot wrote:Mike Ladnier wrote:You make a topwater post
thats the best post ever in ducksouth history!
X2
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:14 am
by dukluk
Doc & Nash wrote:You think a bag of decoys and a blind bag is enough weight to hold down a plastic bass hunter boat

OSP
.....and, you ask for help finding it, a year after it blows outta your truck!!!

Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 am
by gunner
If you beg the Primos guys to let you be in their duck hunting videos... Sorry Rocky.. Had to take a jab.
Since when did wearing all matching camo become top water. You mean noone else puts all their stuff on and gets in front of a mirror to see how cool they look with all their matching camo.

Not that I do that.. I have a friend that does

Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:48 am
by cwink
If you have a Shoveler Slayer sticker on the back your truck...

Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:48 am
by leadsthebest
NOt sure it this would make you a topwater or not?
Camo underware, longjohns, or anything else that you know for sure would be covered up. I have never understood this???????????????????????????
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:54 am
by bpinson1
If you shoot BlackCloud shells.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:08 am
by tdog
You chose to degrade others because they tend to use a different method of hunting than you.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:09 am
by Dux Be Us
If you take a dump within 100 yards of the blind...you MIGHT be a topwater

Hail calling dux that aint thar ALL morning...you might be a topwater
Skyblastin' the sky carp at 9am...you might be a topwater
Screamin' at your freakin' mut ALL morning...you might be a topwater
Not bringing a bisquite for the old guy...you might be a topwater
Replying to a topwater post...I MIGHT BE A TOPWATER
Y'all have a nice weekend
