One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

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One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby One Shot Payne » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:22 pm

This one is for all of my topwater brothers out there...
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby One Shot Payne » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:24 pm

First rule of thumb... always...always tie stuff down
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby adame » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:24 pm

This should be stickied, gonna be epic 8)
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby levi127 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:27 pm

Also pay attention when at a gas station becuase someone might just run up and steal the dang boat outta the back of your truck! Then you walk out of the store and dont even notice it gone till you go to put it in the water! Or it fell off driving down the road and no one noticed except for the person that picked it up.

This one will be another good one...

How did you survive that beating from your dad? Now that needs to be explained like on a show like survivor man or something...
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby maverick21 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:33 pm

Lesson #2 : keep more than one shell in the front of the truck so you don't get the name 1 shot payne
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby Bonecollecter1111 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:36 pm

aight guys, the fella showed some real guts and class to show back up here after the hazzing we all gave him for loosing his pappys boat, i only wish it had been one of those straight pipe prodrives that had been lost

welcome back One Shot


oh, how are we coming on the collections for him
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby tip101 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:38 pm

least he's a good sport, 1/2 these @#*() would have picked up and left. everyone makes ratard mistakes but yours produced an immense amount of entertainment on this board for sometime.

tip: dont go looking for duck holes on the internet, dont talk poorly of someones dog, agree with everything state fans say b/c they are alsways right, and dont bring up the DU/DW debate

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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby Damn_It_Boy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:41 pm

This thread sux
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby levi127 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:42 pm

Yes he does have guts coming back out and not hiding like most people would. Its good laughs though.
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby One Shot Payne » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:44 pm

Dont drive to grand pass from starkville before you findout how many ducks they are holding
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby Bonecollecter1111 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:44 pm

yeah, i got a kick outta it, your first post got 17 pages in its own right, and numerous other topics started, no telling how many post on literally evry other topic in the forum, that had to be the most popular first post ever.


+100 on running off the other puzzies, took guts to come back, and class to make a joke outta it when you did, there is even a topic that we started to help ya get your webbed feet back in da water, pm us and set up when you wanna collect
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby LawDawg » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:47 pm

One Shot,

you got marbles man, and I respect that. Lord knows you got reemed, but you took it like a man. Welcome to the board.
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby cwink » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:54 pm

Bonecollecter1111 wrote:aight guys, the fella showed some real guts and class to show back up here after the hazzing we all gave him for loosing his pappys boat, i only wish it had been one of those straight pipe prodrives that had been lost

welcome back One Shot


oh, how are we coming on the collections for him



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Pay Mudsucker a small monthly fee and he will find all the stuff you lost...

Glad you came back.. :wink:
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby Doc & Nash » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:57 pm

I have to admit, I for one am glad you showed back up. Looks like you will fit in around here anytime. BTW your welcome to hunt with me any time, just dont offer to tie the boat down. :lol: :lol:

And do see the post about all the stuff, I really do have a new blind bag for ya. Let me know when your in this neck of the woods to collect.

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BTW over the next several years I promise that you will see the infamous boat post pop back up, hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have.
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Re: One Shot Payne's Topwater Survival Guide

Postby redleg3316 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:19 pm

Hey one shot, Pm me. Ill take ya on a nice hunt. my treat.
Hey shoot that greendaddy!! CLICK CLICK CLICK..... Hey that bird had a band!!! D@mmit!!!

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