We need to get this right once and for all
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 8:16 pm
The only way to hunt ducks is.
1. With only a 12ga 2 3/4 shot gun
2. Must be a Remington
3. Using a call you can really call with
4. No more than a dozen decoys
5. shoot only when they are in your face.
6. for those that don't know that means CLOSE
7. You must chew tobacco and spit everywhere
8. You can kill deer out of the blind but they must be running and flip when you shoot them.
9. you must eat all left over grain found in the neck of the duck
10. you must kill what ever flies by diver or not.
11. If ya see a snake (KILL EM)
12. and last but not least ya have to bite that mallet head until dead. (sounds like a death sentence from the Judge don't it. hehe
now if ya do all this ya be a real duck hunter plain and simple. and ya know the sad thing about this joke is that dang I do 7 outa 12. Think I'm going to have re-think my ducking a bit. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend boys the season is a comin.
1. With only a 12ga 2 3/4 shot gun
2. Must be a Remington
3. Using a call you can really call with
4. No more than a dozen decoys
5. shoot only when they are in your face.
6. for those that don't know that means CLOSE
7. You must chew tobacco and spit everywhere
8. You can kill deer out of the blind but they must be running and flip when you shoot them.
9. you must eat all left over grain found in the neck of the duck
10. you must kill what ever flies by diver or not.
11. If ya see a snake (KILL EM)
12. and last but not least ya have to bite that mallet head until dead. (sounds like a death sentence from the Judge don't it. hehe
now if ya do all this ya be a real duck hunter plain and simple. and ya know the sad thing about this joke is that dang I do 7 outa 12. Think I'm going to have re-think my ducking a bit. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend boys the season is a comin.