Mean Mallard Pt. #2
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:30 pm
Had to be in Jackson yesterday and decided I would stop in the mallat to check out the "going out of business, doors closing forever sale." Almost had to tie my boat up at the front doors with all the rain.
Walked in, no one anywhere in sight. Finally I hear a voice, it's a girl behind the counter with, well.........we'll just say she might have had a "gland problem." She was giggling and cuttin' up the phone like she was in the 8th grade. I made 3 complete slow laps around the store. Finally heard some voices in the back room. Walked in there, couple guys talking and I'm still in the invislbe mode I guess. Never even acknowledged I was on the planet.
Make it back to the front, stopped and looked at some greenhead salt and pepper shakers right by the counter. Counter Queen hangs up the phone, looks at me and starts to read a paper. Just as I turned to walk out the door, she wipes the Hot Fries off her mouth, washes the rest down with a "diet" Coke, swallows real big and says "Did you need some help?"
It was all I could do not to laugh in her face!!! I've been in there atleast 20 mins circling like a buzzard.
Great way to run a business. Didn't look like they were closing to me, but maybe they don't have to do any business.

Walked in, no one anywhere in sight. Finally I hear a voice, it's a girl behind the counter with, well.........we'll just say she might have had a "gland problem." She was giggling and cuttin' up the phone like she was in the 8th grade. I made 3 complete slow laps around the store. Finally heard some voices in the back room. Walked in there, couple guys talking and I'm still in the invislbe mode I guess. Never even acknowledged I was on the planet.
Make it back to the front, stopped and looked at some greenhead salt and pepper shakers right by the counter. Counter Queen hangs up the phone, looks at me and starts to read a paper. Just as I turned to walk out the door, she wipes the Hot Fries off her mouth, washes the rest down with a "diet" Coke, swallows real big and says "Did you need some help?"
It was all I could do not to laugh in her face!!! I've been in there atleast 20 mins circling like a buzzard.
Great way to run a business. Didn't look like they were closing to me, but maybe they don't have to do any business.



