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came home to discover our 'good friends" had decided to roll our yard..I'd guess 40+ rolls just from looking in the trees, on the house, in the cars, inside the house, coming down the stairs, outside the upstairs windows etc....

now, I come to the masters seeking revenge options...

only limitations....no monetary damage please.....good clean fun stuff....cancel clean...

I was thinking of filling their car with packing peanuts....
oh, they vaselined our doors...house and cars...and used salt to write 'rolled' in the yard..

I'm thinking diesel would do better than salt

anyway, I need suggestions...

and c-man.......don't tell them.

so far were thinking saran wrapping the car doors....plus the vaselins...
maaybe a few bags of shredded paper to scatter around with the toilet paper(lots of TP)
might pout baby powder down the car vents...
or hide a shrimp in the car and truck
maybe some bumper stickers on their cars..."I love porn" "I brake for hookers" or "alabama" you know, something disgusting!
saran wrap the toilets...
take all the labels off their canned goods


just gimme some more options........

Get a couple of boxes of crickets. Just shake them out all around the house. You dont have to put thme inside...they will eventually find their way. Takes a while to get rid of them too. Not sure what this cool snap will do, but if they live, your "friends" won't get any sleep....trust me!

Wait until new years day and round up as many christmas trees as you can and spread them over the yard. You could also find a goat for pretty cheap and chain it to a tree in their front yard!

cover there yard with packing foam(peanuts) , it will look like snow and not go away until the pick-up all the little foam packing peanuts.

1000 live crickets in thier car

just go to you local grocery and buy some powdered baby formula, spread it over the yard preferably around the front and back door. During this time of year it will go thru severals days of stink and just get better each day until a heavy rain comes. If you really want to get them, go to the county coop and buy the 50lb bag thats used for a calf.

am i the only one wondering why you left your house unlocked for your neighbors to get in the first place?

jtdumallard wrote:am i the only one wondering why you left your house unlocked for your neighbors to get in the first place?

No I was wondering the same thing.

If you can get on the roof write some stuff out in toilet paper and then sprinkle it with the water hose. It will be there for a while. Take a cheese grater to a big block of Styrofoam. Talk about making a yard look like snow. Armor All all the exterior door knobs. It's not as obvious as the Vaseline caked on the door knobs. Rake up a bunch of pine straw and fill their vehicles if they're not locked. If their attic door is in the garage and/or accessible put the crickets in the attic. One year we took newspaper and sprayed the siding on someone's house with water and then paper macheted (sp?) that side of their house with the newspaper. Make sure it's not brick or wood siding because that stuff will take a pressure washer to get off after it dries.

if you really want to get them put sardines in the A/C vents of their cars. They will never know they are there until after a couple of days of running the air or heater.

One time in high school we put a dead possum under a seat in a boys truck. He didn't find it until a couple days later and boy did it stink!

quakwacker wrote:

jtdumallard wrote:am i the only one wondering why you left your house unlocked for your neighbors to get in the first place?

No I was wondering the same thing.

only time our doors are locked is when we're inside at night.....I live in the country far far away from jafrica.....nonswimmers are few and far between...


I don't even know where the key is


where I live, if they come to rob me, locking the door is just gonna make my have to buy another one of those expensive glass doors...don't break it out, just walk on in!!

different part of the state!

keep the suggertions coming

Take rolls of cheap paper towels and spread them out across the yard, then spray it with a water hose. It takes quite a while for that to wash away. Go around and collect all of the pumpkins you can find and "barricade" their doors... two rows deep.

I strategically placed catfish stink bait in a buddies apartment and truck one time. He couldn't take any girls out on dates or to his apt for weeks! I ended up showing him where it was after about 2 weeks...

I was thinking about getting 10 or 15 old tires, cutting them in half, and making him a democratic driveway edge...you've seen them...might even paint it white!

the pumpkins would be good...christmas trees too..we'll keep this going all year long...

wish I had 15 or 20 old beanbags.....those little styrofoam balls are hell to clean up!

thinking about filling their cars with packing p'nuts....or shredded paper



yea, he has a work van I could put some stinkbait in...or a sardine or 2

Take a bag of the catfish dough ball bait and put it in the return for their central air unit if you can get in the house. Or, you can use the same stuff on their car. I took revenge on my brother-in-law at his wedding this way. I slid under his new wifes Mustang and packed the dough bait in the heat shield on the catalytic converter. That thing stunk for a long time.