Funny and true
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:20 am
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,
and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear
one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped
the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and proudly held up my thumb to show her.
buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,
and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear
one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped
the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and proudly held up my thumb to show her.
