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gladtobealive
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Joke

Postby gladtobealive » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:50 am

You know what thongs and barbed wire fence have in common?








Both protect the property but don't obstruct the view.
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Postby deltadukman » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:52 am

Love it.
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Postby Bankermane » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:01 am

You know how a busted rubber and a rattlesnake are alike?


















You don't "@#$%#" with either one of them. :D :D
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Re: Joke

Postby gladtobealive » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:07 am

you know what causes twins?..........














focking
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Postby the doctor » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:51 am

whats the difference bw a used tire and 365 used condoms?






a used tire is just a goodyear, but 365 used condoms is a damn good year

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Re: Joke

Postby Rice » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:29 pm

Haha I had never heard any of them they are all pretty good and short
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Re: Joke

Postby mudsucker » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:13 pm

Do you know how you recycle a rubber?



























Turn it inside out and shake the "@#$%#" out of it.
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