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I had to run up to the local gas station to get some odd's and ends a few minutes ago. While i was there a old coworker decided it would be funny to jump in my truck while i was in the store. Well, he didn't know i had taken my black female lab for the ride. She lay's on the back seat and being it was dark she couldn't be seen through the back windows. I turn around just in time to see him jump in the driver seat. He looked up, waved, and all he!! broke loose. It took all of a millisecound for him to get out of my truck. I haven't laughed so hard in my life. He seriously thought he had been had. I ran out to find out what was going on and she was trying to get out the truck. He was out of harms way by this time so i just had to ask, What happened?

T...... My black booty ain't every jumping in no white boys truck, ever again.

All now, What's wrong?

GD... T ....There i am, just Fu@*ing with my boy when i get this strange idea to mess with that new ride ya got. After i leaped in i heard something on the backseat. I figured i'd turn around for a look see.... That GD dog you got tried to take my head off.

I couldn't help but laugh at this point

When he looks dead at me. T... I understand now why you used to turn on the lights in the warehouse, seein as we was all black, if we smiled the only thing ya'd see was the whites of our teeths. After lookin back and seein all those white teeth, i bout chit myself.

well it was official i was crying by this time. I just couldn't help but share this with ya. Yes sir my dog dixie don't mess around.

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Too funny

Dixie, no less!

i believe dixie is my dog bro get it right

Had a buddy pull up to the Mapco on 3rd street in Memifca to get gas. Democrate pulls a gun, steals his truck with 4 wheeler on trailer. Crashes 2 blocks down the street when the dog wakes up to see Bill not driving!!!

must run in the name...My wifes cat name is "Dixie", well "Miss Dixie", and she will rip you a new booty!

camlock wrote:must run in the name...

yep, we've got a black cocker rescue named Dixie and she is a mean lil bich, too!!

Several years ago Outlaw Josey Wales had a big Rotweiler chained in the back of his truck. He stopped at a local "Chicken Store" and went in. In the meantime some brothers walked up to the truck and were agitating the dog. (big mistake) they went in and got some beer and forgot about the dog and the dog got one and pulled him in the truck and ate his booty up.

torch wrote:Several years ago Outlaw Josey Wales had a big Rotweiler chained in the back of his truck. He stopped at a local "Chicken Store" and went in. In the meantime some brothers walked up to the truck and were agitating the dog. (big mistake) they went in and got some beer and forgot about the dog and the dog got one and pulled him in the truck and ate his booty up.

did the dog die or was it just really sick afterwards

My doberman doesn't like Democrats either. Had one brother get a little too close in Sidon one afternoon and Jager let him know real quick like he wasn't playing around!