Lion Mutilates 42.........

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Lion Mutilates 42.........

Postby teul2 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:04 pm

This has got to be the funniest thing i have read in a very long time.


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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Postby KWAKHED » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:19 pm

WTF!!
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Postby duramax » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:31 pm

No way!!! Kinda funny until you realize that 20 people DIED!!! That is the most rediculous thing I have heard in a while.
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Postby chopper30 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:34 pm

It's probably wrong, but I just fell out of my chair laughing!
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Postby bamahunter » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:42 pm

That's awful... there's nothing funny about that. :oops: :cry:
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Postby duck_nutt » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:56 pm

man, footage is sooo needed here.....
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Postby regishay » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:10 pm

I dont think its true, looked it up and found this.
Besides anyone that wants to wrestle a lion is just cleaning up the gene pool.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/lion_vs_midgets/
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Postby mudsucker » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:26 pm

Gator has footage! :wink:
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Postby GordonGekko » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:50 pm

one things for sure....gator didn't buy any tickets....he might offer to buy the Lion though....
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Postby Tedl10 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:33 pm

:shock: That's the funniest yet most absurd things I've ever read. That man has serious pride issues :roll: . Is this man still free?
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Postby champcaller » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:44 pm

i say we all get together somethin like that.. 42 of msducks best against a lion :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
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Postby quackalot » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:01 pm

I just wandered who volunteered to subdue the lion AFTER the fight was called?? LOL
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Postby Duckdawg10 » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:00 am

it is a fake. It was completely made up and posted on the internet in 2003.
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Postby quakwacker » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DoublePslayer » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:58 pm

champcaller wrote:i say we all get together somethin like that.. 42 of msducks best against a lion :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO

Im in. Just let me go out to the truck first. :D
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