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Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the $h*t out of 'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by
the time you get done shakin' the $h*t out of a lawyer, there's
nothing'left but lips and a briefcase..."

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Gulfcoast ought to like that one. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

I always heard that one as being related by lions. The best one is still "What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?"
A: A rotweiler.

you boys won't do..... after all there is alot of Judge jokes out there too.... i got to be careful where i use them...haha..... first time i smiled today.....

judge jb