Funny

[mallardchaser]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
> year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
> $1,000.00.
> With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
> ago, drank all the beer, then sold the cans for
> the aluminum, you would have $60.00.
> Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
> drink heavily and recycle.
>

[vicksburg]

Looks like a pretty good analysis to me [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[ducman77]

That is crazy who would have ever thought two of the largest companies would be worth some beer cans.

[Doc & Nash]

I can add one to that list, Williams Energy.

[BirminghamAttorney]

That is why I visit the board. Sound investment advice.

[crow]

In the immortal words of Will Rogers..." One day, I hope to be heavily invested in cash!"

[mississippi_duc_htr]

I think I'll invest in the aluminum too!!!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[Super-X]

Hey guys not only can we invest in aluminum, but at the same time build those biceps curling those 12 ounce cans [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Get in shape & save for retirement all at once [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[SoftCall]

U know...after being taken to the cleaners on my 401K & everything else I have, this makes a lot of sense. Mallardchaser - save those cans from that six pack I bought you earlier - I'll be needin' em back....empty of course!

[MemphisStockBroker]

According to 'Modern Portfolio Theory', you never put all of your eggs in one basket. Diversify.

That's why i have started selling a "Beer Portfolio".

A typical conservative belly-growth portfolio needs to be balanced according to 20% in Coors, 30% in Budweiser, 10% Heineken (overseas exposure), 20% Miller Lite (to slow the belly-growth down), and 20% in Bush (a little junk to be aggressive)

For optimum performance, the portfolio needs to be administered by a Hooter's Girl or two depending on the size of your previous investments in this area. But this is strictly optional, depending on your risk tolerance & ability to handle pain. (the spouse could inflict some serious damage here). [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[judge jb]

think twice about Alcoa and Reynolds... they have always been a favorite of steady investors.....

judge jb