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No where in that article did it say the BS was not coming or won't make it. Until then he is the starting qb. As crazy as that may seem we have to put up with crazy Eds descisions.

Did you hear season ticket sales are down over 11,000 from last year? I agree they coast an arm and a leg but that seems like a big number to me with football season basically a month away.

I hear Crazy Ed has some hoochie strippers from south Louisiana that are under threat from him to perform nationwide (Show Girls in Vaiden at least two days a week) with 60% of the net going to the UM athletic fund to make up for the short fall that a certain alumni from the coast won't pay for. You gotta make up for short falls some kinda way. I was disapointed that Ed's idea of the sorority girl and donkey halftime show was scrapped.
Yeehaw...Yeehaw...

add 8k or so student tix and you're only looking at a 3-4k ticket drop from last years numbers, which included student tix....

Don Miller wrote: I was disapointed that Ed's idea of the sorority girl and donkey halftime show was scrapped.

well in that case anybody wanna buy a pair of tickets to the UGA - Ole Miss game....

don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

bigwater wrote:don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

I'd have to run out of the shotgun. I've gotten so fat I don't think I could bend down to take a snap from center.

Don Miller wrote:

bigwater wrote:don.. i just got through talking to ed... he wants to get a look at yer arm.. he told me if you could still throw that ball 55 yards in the air.. he'd name you as starter..

I'd have to run out of the shotgun. I've gotten so fat I don't think I could bend down to take a snap from center.

You would not pass up a chance to pat that booty of the center now would you?

don.. i could see you wearing the red and blue next year.. working out of the shotgun exclusivley.. i think you should wear #22.. you'd remind me of former uk quarteback.. 300lb. jared lorenzen (sp?)

I bet if Zero could get DM signed he would even bring back the wussy old baby blue helments. Big how much eligability does Don have left.

don's like chuck norris..

he's elegible as long as he f'n wants to be.. if someone wants to give him some schit about it.. they'll end up as long-nose gar bait on a certain delta lake...

While standing on Zero's sideline Don "Norris" Miller could stare at the opposing teams pass so f'in hard that it would burst into flames, therefore the ball would be blown dead. And the Mighty Rebels would receive the ball.