Special Forces Team From Mississippi

tunica du4u · Postby **tunica du4u** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 9:41 am

The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces from Mississippi. Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things:

1. The limit is two.

2. The season ended last weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.

5. Some are queer.

That should just about do it.
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HARLEY · Postby **HARLEY** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 8:40 pm

You on that team? See you in two weeks! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Delta Duck · Postby **Delta Duck** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 7:33 am

We know what we are talking about!! You can not find any Taliban left in Dundee. Tunica might have some, but they are city dwellers.

Postby **judge jb** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:22 am

i noticed some Ms. special forces in action on the Biloxi beach under the FLAGS.. 6 black folks sittin on coolers and 75 white folks waving confederate flags..General David Duke spear-headed this operation.... good to see all the flags flying again on the coast....{ not sure that a taliban would have been more comfortable than the 6 protesters}......

judge jb

Duck Nawteek · Postby **Duck Nawteek** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:59 am

Yeah I just got out of Redneck HELL WEEK, graduate BUDs in 2 days. Then going to team 3 stationed in southern madison county. Hell I'm ready to go [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]

Double_R · Postby **Double_R** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:04 am

LMAO!! Be sure to throw a keg of cold beer in the back pack! Good one!