some Off Season Fun....

[judge jb]

click here www.waterfowlhunting.com/duckhunter/ to brush up on your shootin.....

judge jb

[gator]

dang judge, now i've got something else to waste my time w/...pretty cool game [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

[SCOOTER]

good game, just hard to hit them coots.

[judge jb]

done killed three dogs, four robos and two airplanes....haha... {also sunk a few dekes} so that means that i am still on top of my game....... haven't slipped a bit.....

judge jb

[Anatidae]

Oh, that POOR, POOR DOG! [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

....... If he ain't dead, he's damn-near DEAF!! 'Like the way he turns around and looks at you when when you shoot too close to his head. [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img]

Really.....the DOG is the most realistic thing about that game......'notice how he looks at you when you miss too many in a row like, "I haven't seen THIS poor a shootin' since opening day of DOVE season!".....or when you miss an EASY shot like, "Man, I coulda hit THAT one!" [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Funy....I never saw his tail wag when you actually HIT one.

Man, My mouse is smokin'....'had to let it cool-off, awhile! [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

The decoys are too far out.....darn shells they give ya won't reach that 'moto'....('first thing I shot at....hehehehehe!) [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] They ought have a feature that reduces the bag limit if you don't shoot that 'thing, FIRST!.....now THAT would be realistic!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]BWAAAAHAHAhahaha!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

As for the pilot of that plane......'betcha he'll remember THAT spot!

'Got home from work and my wife said, "Hey, check this out".....'said she'd shot-up all the shells that were left over from this past season.....Gee, THANKS!! [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ June 11, 2002: Message edited by: Anatidae ]

[duforester]

Oh no. I have found another game to occupy my time! Thanks Judge!