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5 f'n losses in a row to um in the mayors cup game.. it burns my booty up good, that the one sport that i've considered state to year in and year out be good at (baseball). ..we're now not even the best in our state. um has owned us the last few years.

they are kicking our ass at recuriting.. the beating us on the field..

i'm pissed i want some answers..

to hell with all of it.. i'm giving away all my maroon and i'm going to move to madagascar.. i'll live off coconuts and drink hallocnogenic tea and make love to apes..

just as long as i don't have to deal with msu

can I come?

hillhunter.. you can come help me convert the savages..

yeah I can convert them to the college party life (teach them fun drinking games such as "flippy cup" and "P & A) and they can convert me to relations with young tribal women........oh yeah

"to hell with all of it.. i'm giving away all my maroon and i'm going to move to madagascar.. i'll live off coconuts and drink hallocnogenic tea and make love to apes.. "

Bigwater, just save your money and swim the lake with me with a gin fan tied around our necks.

I have already started compiling a list of hobbies and things that I always wanted to do, but never had the time due to UM football weekends. Lets see, I see on my list the following: the fall Talledaga race; the blues festivals in Greenville and Helena (King Biscuit); bow hunting for deer; go to a World Series game; carve my own duck decoys; making a black powder shotgun from scratch --- forging the steel barrel, carving the wood, making my own black powder from coal, etc.; learning the ancient art of samarai sword fighting; learning martial arts to become the most deadly man in Mississippi --a modern day Pai Mei; watching every episode of "Kung Fu" back to back; learning the ways and methods of the old and mystical Indian medicine men; learning to communicate with Smokin Joe when he starts the mystical Indian incantations, probably handed down through the ages from "Old Mother", the female, black indian medicine woman whose spirit still inhabits the swamps of Bugger Den; going to see a UM rugby match and partying with them afterwards at an Oxford pub; mud wrestling; learning to play "craps"; ..........................................

dont forget pro monk to study the habits and life of smokey and figure out why truely he had the disire to run from every cop, oh and also watch the blues brothers and count every cop car that was wrecked until u have the total.........when u do that let me know

this is all jackies fault

........State hs a VERy, VERY, VERY talented team. I think we discovered another ace on the hill last night, he just threw one bad pitche.......watch out for this team.........

Matt Lea is the sleeper of this pitching core, and if Lalor stays deadset on overthrowing on sunday's, just might be Lea's spot for the taking.

It want do a damn bit of good if we cant find someone who can teach our boys how to hit

At least Ole Miss won something this year. Give us a break. All we do is sit here and argue about who sucks worse. At least we finally won a game against State in something this year. That one game in the Gorilla Olympics does not count

Well Rebel you are right we both SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! in everything