New Joke of The Day

[laduck]

Little old lady comes in from church. When she gets inside of her house there is a big black guy in the process of robbery in her home. She is so scared that all she can think, snd shouts out, is Acts 2-38. She has her Bible in her hand. The black just freezes and does not move. She calls 911 and the police are there is just a few minutes. They take the black to jail and question him. They want to know why he did not try to run or do something else. He said that the lady said she had an Ax and two 38s. Jack

Shoot them sprigs on their first pass!

[peewee]

Good One!