A Very Fertile Market!

Lacuna · Postby **Lacuna** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:13 am

We should all get together and invent a new sport that meets the needs of the
"I was a duck hunter once" clan.

3 ducks isn't enough, perhaps three cows is.

They could get lots of steak and feel like a real man. Mount the horns over the mantle.

They would have to buy a trailer to carry all the cows so somebody should get in the trailer business.

Then of course they cant clean a cow so we should open a cow and deers butcher shop.

I could go into forestry and supply all the butcher paper.

Somebody needs to make an ankle band for them and somebody else needs to make a lanyard big enough to hold them and a couple of cow calls.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think I can blow that one.

I think the Federal Govt might lean our way and allow us to shoot them with a houser rocket since they are so big.

We could shoot horses in the afternoon and see which one their dog drags up the best.

We could make a cow blind with a real sexy hefer on the front of it, big red lips, voluptuous utters, big bushy tail.

All you need is a good caller and a couple

Moooo Baby, MOOOOOOOOOO

And the steak is in the bag!

We could build a cow camp and put barbed wire all over everything.

I just think it would work, they are going to spend their money on something!

MemphisStockBroker · Postby **MemphisStockBroker** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:16 am

strange

Duck Nawteek · Postby **Duck Nawteek** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:21 am

WHAT???????????? [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]

Lacuna · Postby **Lacuna** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:22 am

For those that really want to dig into the sport and get the real feel of it, we could sell those two man cow suits with an instructional video oh how to dance in one and make the cows come home. [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

to-do · Postby **to-do** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:23 am

lay off the grass lacuna

duckhuntalot · Postby **duckhuntalot** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:45 am

I smell something!

Has the distinct odor of bull!

hotty toddy · Postby **hotty toddy** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:49 am

That might work but what about those boys from south LA. not many cows like bayous so I guess we could just open a season on cow birds to keep them happy.

And for the strict bird hunter enthusiast we could open a chiken and guinea hen season.

Good sense of humor crow. It is good to see some sarcasm out of the duck hunting community. Someone has to stand up for our rights.

hotty toddy · Postby **hotty toddy** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:51 am

Sorry Lacuna I put crow in my post above. I apologize I don't know what I was thinking.

crow · Postby **crow** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:16 pm

Don't go making that mistake again,now, hotty toddy! Everybody knows I'm too old to have a sense of humor! I like Lacuna's idea, but instead of collecting ankle bands, we could collect cowbells. Dang, I already got the makings of a good string of them from my days at MSU...wouldn't even have to work for them...and I could impress all the newcomers to the sport with little effort!

Lacuna · Postby **Lacuna** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:41 pm

How come smoking dope and orbitally funny always get the same recognition?

I might have to try some of that wacky tobacco and see what it does. Bush Beer makes me run 4 way stop signs so if it's any less worse than that and funny too I might buy me a freighter full of it and make cow blinds out of it.

COW BELLS!!

I should have SEEN that market but you know how markets are, whoever sees them gets to exploit them! I had the original idea so YOU have to give ME a real good fancy smancy cowbell so I can say I STARTED the whole thing!

Hotty Toddy opens up a cow bird decoy business and we make money off them side by side!

MAN this could WORK!

crow · Postby **crow** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:57 pm

I can see it now, Lacuna! The World Cowbell Championships! Held at MSU with a week long festival. Put together a series of regional cowbell championships and the winners compete at Starkville, maybe during homecoming, for the Champion of Champions trophy...the Golden Cow Patty! I can see all the people wandering around wearing their custom Holstein camo clothes. We could have a beauty contest to crown Miss Cow Patti!

Dang...Wonder if there's a patent on cowbells?!

Red_Head · Postby **Red_Head** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:18 pm

I think they already have to many miss cow paddies at State.

Lacuna · Postby **Lacuna** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:53 pm

That sounds about right since we all know that all them uppie puppies that think they are duck hunters and are potential cow hunters all went to school at Ole Miss!

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We could play'em all right into our hand!

You attorneys go get all that money and we will show you how to spend it!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bring home some steaks, your family will actually eat what you kill for a change, it's all coming together I can just see it NOW!!!!!

Steak cook off's at Ms State.

Biggest cow patty contest retrieved from an actual cow hunting expedition.

Great new Polo Style shirts and Kakai pants with a fine emblem that says:

"I got my BELL RUNG at Miss STATE!"

They already say that all the time anyway!

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It all fits like an extra large ribbed chocolate flavored and by God I'm pulling my stocks and getting started in this investment right away!

hotty toddy · Postby **hotty toddy** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:54 am

Now Lacuna, I like the other ideas but the crack about Ole Miss is off base. I will agree that there are quite a few people here in oxford but there are just a few of us that may not be the best in the world at it but dont care. I know several other rebel duck hunters besides myself that are the real deal.

State would be the right place for the cowbell competition though. It is the only school anywhere close that you could hunt cows on campus. The only problem is that you would have to be able to distinguish between the cheerleaders and the cows.

I am just funnin with you Lacuna.

Should the cow bird dekes be shells or wind socks????

Unkljohn · Postby **Unkljohn** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:16 am

They would probably have to be like Herter's millenium decoys, you know the ones with the photographic image. We would have farmers trying to herd up our decoys though [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]
JT

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