Hambone

[Wildfowler]

Your wife told me that she killed her third Turkey this morning. Are you about ready to hang it up for the season? I don't think she left you anything to shoot. Three turkeys in three hunts. Wow!!!

If I ever get the itch to chase turkeys, I'm going with the swamp witch. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Hambone]

When I got the call this morning, I went to the office and started to pull up a fault divorce complaint on the ground of habitual cruel and inhuman treatment. I finally settled down when I remembered that last year, I killed two before she got her first of the season. What goes around comes around, and one thing that I have learned about turkey hunting is that when you're on a roll, stay with it, because your luck will turn sour at some point! This is the hard part of having a wife that likes to hunt, but I would still rather suffer through the pressure than have one who constantly gripes about me never being home from the first Saturday in September until the first day of May!