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Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:55 am**

This fool keeps PMing me wantting to know what I meant by the term topwater. I told him to look it up in the big book on his desk, but he probably thinks I mean the Bible. So I thought we should define it for him.

Topwater-dsmo2f
topwater- The dumb booty newbie duck hunters that leave little orange flags all the way to a duck hole on WMAs. You know the little flags us real duck hunters like to move around to confuse you topwaters. :twisted:

Who's next? Give the boy your definition.
Da Spoon

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:48 pm**

Topwater=Spoonnallard!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:49 pm**

mudsucker wrote:Topwater=Spoonnallard!!

Nope, he's a cross between a diver and a puddler.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:55 pm**

teul2 wrote:
mudsucker wrote:Topwater=Spoonnallard!!

Nope, he's a cross between a diver and a puddler.

But he's still a TOPWATER!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:47 pm**

'Topwater' - (in general terms) - 'looks like a duck hunter on the surface. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:54 pm**

hahaha

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:49 pm**

Hey dsmO2f.....'Topwater' is an unflattering term given to those who possess a lower degree of proficiency, by those who 'claim' to have a higher degree of proficiency than 'Topwater'. Sometimes, that doesn't require much.

Truth is......it's all relative.......and who's to judge? I'm always amused at the 'assigning' of 'titles'. I wouldn't think too much of it, buddy. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:57 pm**

Spoonallard wrote:You know the little flags us real duck hunters like to move around to confuse you topwaters.

I believe I know a fella named Randy that has been known to do this! :shock:

Hell, I thought "topwater" meant that you were such a good caller you could call em all the way into the top of the water! :shock:

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:43 am**

Actually.....I left their reflectors alone this year :shock:

.......(I usually wait 'til I know it's gonna be real foggy.......it takes'em longer to figure-out something ain't right, when there's no other reference points and visibility is only 20 feet

......with or without a Q-beam). Timing is everything, my friend. :wink:

I'll move'em later..... :lol:

Posted: **Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:34 am**

Topwater=newb, newbie, gibblet, nubblet, fish, trout, jake, poser, pretender, wannabe, wingnut, nugget, chucklehead

Posted: **Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:04 pm**

If ya got 300 bucks worth of calls on your neck but cant call ducks, ya might be a topwater.

If ya got one of those neck cracker thingys, ya might be a topwater.

If ya got an airline apporved gun case you take to the blind, ya might be a topwater.

If ya blow your goose call at cornamints, ya might be a topwater.

If ya dress like that Parker Jamision dude on du tv, ya might be a topwater.

If ya give hi fives after EVERY single duck you scratch out, ya might be a topwater.

If ya got one of those duck id books in the blind with you, ya might be a topwater.

If ya got a $1500 shotgun, a $300 coat, $80 cocksucker hat, $100 worth of heavyshot, $40 worth of eletric socks & hand warmers, but plastic walmart rain gear, ya might be a topwater.

Wannabes buy bands on ebay or shoot tamies that are banded and think its the same. Topwaters just put the ones they give you at the shows on their lanyards. Wannabes want you think they got it going on, topwaters dont know the difference. travis