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Postby FnW man » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:34 am

Ever wonder where all the hot chicks are? :roll:

Single and looking? 8)

Want to meet some of the finest women in the South? :D

Don't do the bar scene? :(


Then find a reason to go down to the Tradmart today. You won't ever find a concentration of this many female in one place again! Buy Mom a gift, and come away w/ 10 phone numbers to boot! :wink:
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Postby Skeeter » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:12 am

no dude, you have it all wrong....i was at that Mistletoe Gala party last night...and there are absolutely NO single women there.....and i repeat....ZERO......HOWEVER, there will be the highest concentration of MILFs in the history of the world at one place at Mistletoe.....i saw some MILFs last night that almost made me want to go home and slap my momma.....i woke up this morning wondering if they will find a fountain of youth before i get old......I.E....it will be a good place to "window shop".....
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Postby regishay » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:11 am

If your looking for a place to find women but dont want the bar scene there is basically three places to chose from that will always have an adbundance of single women. One is the grocery store, second is church and third is college. I prefer the grocery store myself, because of two reasons. First check out what is in the buggy, if its a bunch of frozen meals ready to eat go to the next isle cause the girl cant cook, but if that buggy has some good eats then your in luck. Second reason I would prefer the grocery store is women are going to get dressed up for school or chruch, but are just going to throw some sweat pants on and probably wont even wear make up. If she looks good to like that, just think what she would look like dressed up. Cause im going to tell you that makeup can do wonders for some women, but she aint going be wearing it when you wake up to her for the next 40 years if you marry her, :lol:
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Postby FnW man » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:31 am

Skeeter wrote:HOWEVER, there will be the highest concentration of MILFs in the history of the world at one place at Mistletoe :lol: :D :D


I wasn't going there, but I'm glad somebody did...... :shock:



Regis, sounds like you know from experience! :P
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Postby regishay » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:42 am

F&Wman wrote:
Skeeter wrote:HOWEVER, there will be the highest concentration of MILFs in the history of the world at one place at Mistletoe :lol: :D :D


I wasn't going there, but I'm glad somebody did...... :shock:



Regis, sounds like you know from experience! :P




yeap, i wake up to a beatiful woman every day, better make sure you know what she looks like with out that make up on before you get married. Course i found mine while i was in college so i had to teach her how to cook the first year or so.
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Postby Bankermane » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:05 pm

Everyone had new titties and proud of them.
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Postby Super Black Eagle » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:14 pm

regishay wrote:I prefer the grocery store myself, because of two reasons.


I love going to the grocery store just after noon on sunday's.

but you forgot oine reason why that is a great place to check them out. The FROZEN FOOD aisle!!! man the freezers can work wonders!!
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Postby Super Black Eagle » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:17 pm

Bankermane wrote:Everyone had new titties and proud of them.


Gotta love them new titties :D
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Postby pondman » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:24 pm

Why do you think there are so many MILF's at Mistletoe. There has been a whole lot of after market body work done. :wink:

Not that there's anything wrong with. Hell one of the major sponsors is a plastic surgery clinic.

Pondman -- Who had to attend last year but will not be attending this year.
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Postby dukbum » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:06 pm

sum folks gotta wurk! dont get to look at MLF'S everyday! tell us poor folks that have to wurk how it wuz cuz :) :) :)
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been there done that

Postby Woodduckdawg » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:44 pm

Just back back form the Marketplace. Wife bought me some Avery "long johns." Mean Mallard basically has a booth. Other than that, guys have fun window shopping like everyone else above said. Lots of high-class ladies pretending to be higher class in my opinion. Very good observation about the MILFS and the "new and improved" bodies walking around.

But for $10 entry fee, buy a round maybe two at a bar!!

Or the frozen food aisle method.
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Postby Bankermane » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:18 pm

pondman wrote:Why do you think there are so many MILF's at Mistletoe. There has been a whole lot of after market body work done. :wink:

Not that there's anything wrong with. Hell one of the major sponsors is a plastic surgery clinic.

Pondman -- Who had to attend last year but will not be attending this year.

Yeah. His wife is head of Mistletoe. He did most of the work that we admired. Must be a good job. He also owns Six Shooter.
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Postby mudsucker » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:23 am

OK, I am a dumbarse. What is a :?
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Postby Skeeter » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:55 am

you mean what is a MILF?

MOM, I would LIKE to F#%&......

should go rent the original American Pie movie
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Postby turkeyman » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:24 am

the girl i am talking to is going with all her hot friends. they wanted me to go but i told them i am broke so they didnt want me to go then.
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