A GOOD ONE......

[HARLEY]

A man walked up to the produce counter at his local grocery store and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The young boy behind the counter replied "sir we only sell whole heads of lettuce." Still not giving up the man asked the young boy to go check with the manager. Going to the back the young boy found the manager and said "some butthole out here wants buy only a half head of lettuce", then turning around to find the man right behind him the boy quickly replied "and this fellow here wants to buy the other half." After the customer left satisfied with the boys effort the manager told the boy that he really admired his ability to think so quickly and asked where he was from. The young man replied "Mississippi sir." The manager then asked why did you leave? The young boy answered by saying "there's nothing but whores and farmers in Mississippi". Angrily the manager replied "my wife is from Mississippi" young boy said "she grow cotton or beans?" [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Welldoggie]

thanks for the laugh Harley....I've already forwarded on to my buddies to cheer them up on a Friday.

[peewee]

Good one!

[steel shot]

Thats pretty good !!!!

[BPSHammer]

Good one.

[mississippi_duc_htr]

Good one really enjoyed it (lauging my axx off hehehehe [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]