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Just passin' the time...
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:00 pm
by champcaller
What are the best toasts you have ever heard. This one stuck out for me, kinda cheesy but true.
To lying, cheating, and stealing
lying for friends,
cheating death,
and stealing a heart...
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:46 pm
by BeastMaster
my favorite is off the movie Sargent York with gary cooper... him and his friends were a bunch of drunks and they get ready to make a toast... and they done toasted to everything.. so they make a toast to never gettin sober... if you've seen the movie you know exactly what i'm talking about.. i felt like that a many a times
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:14 pm
by Spoonallard
My favorite is from Gardens of Stone. Here's to us and those like us,
Damn few left!
Spoon
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:21 pm
by quackwacker
My brother in law made this one at my wedding:
Marriage involves three rings, the engagement ring, wedding ring, and SUFFERING
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:25 pm
by Spoonallard
quackwacker wrote:My brother in law made this one at my wedding:
Marriage involves three rings, the engagement ring, wedding ring, and SUFFERING
Amen!
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:35 pm
by CBU93
From a book I read once:
"Here's to gunsmoke and nookie...one to live for, one to die for."
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:49 pm
by Money
What about Elaine Benes on Seinfeld...
"Here's to all who wish us well and those that don't can go to h*#$ !"
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:38 am
by mudsucker
"Here's a toast to Melba,Melba toast."
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:07 am
by Chipper
May your wedding night be like the kitchen table.
All legs and no drawers!!
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:05 am
by hillhunter
Here's to the breezes, and the skirts at the kneezes, which not only teases, but pleases....Oh God what a catch.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:57 am
by timberjack
"I used to know a clever toast, But now I cannot think it, So fill your glass with anything, And dam your souls, I'll drink it!"