Well I went to check on ole Ben Boone. He is camped out in a pup tent with the skeeters, moccasins and beavers at one of my duck holes on da bayou, drunker than a piss ant celebrating straight A's on all his finals. Wouldn't go to the camphouse or to my house, he's kinda like Karl on Caddyshack only he smells beaver poontang stead of varmit poontang

He pitched his tent bout 30' away from a 8' beaver hut just to let them know he's there

dem beavers don't stand a chance
