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all you guys that live in the metro area take heed if'n you are using or are considering using orkin to treat your home..

true story:

on tuesday of this week i was at the park (pelatachie bay) right there by the causeway... myself and my girlfirend were playing a round of (frisbee golf).. we had just got through with the 18th hole, when this cop (pearl rivver valley water supply district) . pulled up and parked his car.. we were sittin there watchin this cop when he starts sneakin towards the mens restroom.. i guess he walked bout 100 yards a snuk right up to the restroom..

the whole time my girlfriend is like whats goin on whats that cop doin... bout that time we see him ease his way up into the bathroom and just a few seconds later he brings two fellars out with him..

i was like up-oh he's done caught sum faggaoots up in that there bathroom.. sure nuff we walked right past'em and he had'em cuffed.. both of'em looked like kansas city queers...
one of'em had his work clothes on (Orkin) and was in his orkin truck..

come to find out that the park where pelatachie landing is... is a major hangout for queers... cops told me the restroom where he arrested those 2 queers had been mentioned on some gay internet site as a good place to "hook up"... cop even wen't so far as to say that the park had received a 5 peter (stars) rating on the internet.. if you see an orkin man bout 5'10" round bout 190lbs. with black hair.. mid 40's heavy black mustache with sideburns steer clear cuz that dude's after you...

fyi
later bigeater

admit it...........you thought about kickin dirt on your girlfriend and jumping in the "cruiser"......

admit it man........

gator, truth seeker

holy cheet i have heard about that place for many a years! when i lived over there by you big water i used to take my dogs over there and let them run and play but i never saw any of those things going on over there but i guess since they got such a good rating they are hanging around more and more! just freaking sick i tell you

no really i thought bout that orkin man bein up in people's homes all by himself... hell there ain't no tellin what he'd do.. go through all you underwear and sniff'em ... maybe spank his monkey on your couch or skeet in your fridge... world is full of crazy mf'es


later
bigw

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ruined........my mind is RUINED i tell ya......gator

bigwater wrote:no really i thought bout that orkin man bein up in people's homes all by himself... hell there ain't no tellin what he'd do.. go through all you underwear and sniff'em ... maybe spank his monkey on your couch or skeet in your fridge... world is full of crazy mf'es


later
bigw

Where do you come up with this stuff??? Maroon, white, fite, fite, fite, Bigwater's gettin chased by queers tonite!

Makes me wonder where that poisen nozzle has been 5 Peter Rating...LMAO

well fellas I dont care if the guy likes guys or girls as long as he does what he's paid to do. The ones I worry about are those that just got released from a nickel at Parchman or those still in training from the jungles of Memfrica.

that cop went onto say that if you sit there and watch.. that the same cars will keep pullin through the parkin lot and they constantly circle the park... now that i'm aware of this i'm gonna bring down hell on the luvbirds... i gonna yell at'em and cuss'emm they gonna move this bottie rottin shootin party out of the park.....

bigwater wrote:i gonna yell at'em and cuss'emm they gonna move this bottie rottin shootin party out of the park.....

BBWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh CHIT!!!!! I think it's been about 2 maybe goin' on 3 years ago I went through drive thru at the Blackdonald's on corner of Fannin and Spillway. I drove over to that landing at Pelahatchie bay to sit and eat my lunch.

It was weird but I know 4 - 5, if not more vehicles drove up, parked maybe 30-50 feet or so from me, sat there a few seconds, looked over at me, then drove off - all males. It was so strange, it did cross my mind that this could be a drug dealin' or queer meetin' place and I quickly left. Even called my wife and told her about how strange it was.
I guess this confirms my suspicions of so long ago.

I think some of you be jelous

Your calling a man out and you were playing frisbee golf?just kidding

Gottahunt... is that why you always ask me if I want to go play at the park. I don't know what to think of this

That's not nice