As things seem a bit slow today...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2002 4:51 pm
...how about a New Year's joke?
Three duck hunters were talking about New Year's Resolutions.
First hunter says, "I was tired of making my own resolutions, so I decided I would make one for my wife. I went home and told her that I was tired of eating all that fast food and take out; I wanted some decent home cooked meals and I wanted then hot and on the table when I got home. Well, the first day, I didn't see nothin'. The second day I didn't see nothin', but the third day, I got home and there was my favorite vegetables and cornbread on the table!"
The second guy says, "Yeah, I did the same thing. I told my wife I was tired of our house looking like a pig pen. I wanted the house spic and span, the furniture dusted and the bathrooms sparkling. The first day I came in, I didn't see nothin' changed. The second day I couldn't see nothin'. But, the third day, I came home and the house was spotless!
The third hunter said, "By Golly, I'm gonna do the same thing tonight" A couple of weeks later, they all met up to go hunt again and the first two asked him how it went with his resolutions for his wife.
"Well, I told her I wanted nothing but home cooked meals from now on. No more fast food. I told her I wanted the house to shine like new money, no more junky house. And, I told her we were gonna have sex whenever I wanted to. No more of this 'I have a headache' stuff. The first day, I couldn't see nothin'. The second day, I couldn't see nothin'. The third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye!
Three duck hunters were talking about New Year's Resolutions.
First hunter says, "I was tired of making my own resolutions, so I decided I would make one for my wife. I went home and told her that I was tired of eating all that fast food and take out; I wanted some decent home cooked meals and I wanted then hot and on the table when I got home. Well, the first day, I didn't see nothin'. The second day I didn't see nothin', but the third day, I got home and there was my favorite vegetables and cornbread on the table!"
The second guy says, "Yeah, I did the same thing. I told my wife I was tired of our house looking like a pig pen. I wanted the house spic and span, the furniture dusted and the bathrooms sparkling. The first day I came in, I didn't see nothin' changed. The second day I couldn't see nothin'. But, the third day, I came home and the house was spotless!
The third hunter said, "By Golly, I'm gonna do the same thing tonight" A couple of weeks later, they all met up to go hunt again and the first two asked him how it went with his resolutions for his wife.
"Well, I told her I wanted nothing but home cooked meals from now on. No more fast food. I told her I wanted the house to shine like new money, no more junky house. And, I told her we were gonna have sex whenever I wanted to. No more of this 'I have a headache' stuff. The first day, I couldn't see nothin'. The second day, I couldn't see nothin'. The third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye!