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BUD LIGHT PRESENTS...
Today we salute you, Trendy Ole Miss girl, in
your pointed-stilettos;
you understand that having blisters and cramped
pinky toes is a Small price to pay for the approval of your
peers.
Sure, your Louis Vuitton bag and Oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assure that your
Daddy bought them for you fair and square.
And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that
approaches you, but we know that you're only
Doing them a favor by helping them understand
That they are in fact gay.
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light,
Trendy Ole Miss Girl, because everyone knows
That behind your dyed blonde hair and
Falsely-tanned skin that real
Person...is a Pale brunette.

BUD LIGHT PRESENTS...
Today we salute you, Good ol' State Girl,
in your carhart pants; you understand that
Driving a F250 and sporting camo is a
Small price to pay for the approval of your
peers.
Sure, your tree stand and decoys may seem to be
stolen from your Uncle Bubba, but we rest assure that your
Boyfriend bought them for you fair and square.
And yes, you may be intimidated by every Ole
Miss girl that approaches you, but we know that you're only
beginning to understand that, hey at least you came in second
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light,
You beer drinking State girl, because everyone
knows That behind your camo and
DU stickers that real Person...is a
wanna be Ole Miss girl.

Good one ... Gotta say it is true about the Ole Miss girls though

It's hard to find more truth than that.

The "dyed blond hair" thing must be new. I only spent 7 years there and never noticed it. They left out the tatoo's on the "state girls."

there is nothing in the world wrong with:

1. Ole Miss Girls

2. Captain Morgan

3. Enjoying the company of both until 1 oclock in the morning on a weekend......

ole miss girls and CAPTIAN MORGAN
that gave you away you must be from ole miss. learn to drink some jack or jim and try a real girl not a fake one if you want one of those go get a blow up doll it will be cheaper

Every girl I was ever with at Ole Miss was real. Especially when they were shooting down boys from Starkville who came visiting with a chip on their shoulder!

Every single person I knew at Ole Miss for 7 years drank Jim Beam or Turkey. We would have pitched anyone with a bottle of Captain Morgan as a MooU fan in disguise.

ok ok, in defense of myself, we were drinking gentleman to begin with, but after a few drinks, we switched over to captain for whatever reason, it didnt really matter at that point.

" What you say bout my Mama!!"