Ban Mojo's in northern states only.....

[GoatRoper]

Why do the northern states need the mojo's? Really. It it is there where all of the ducks begin their infamous journey of death. There is no need for them. This is where the ducks live, eat, breed, party, mingle, jingle, and sing. The last thing they need is some "mojo" helping them out. They are killing and fooling my ducks! We are the ones that need them. After listening to the irrating calling of the norhern callers all winter, they then have to be lured by our outstanding Southern gentle calling. Making it even harder on us Po soutern folks.

And look at it this way. This gives us another chance to engage in a second Civil War with the North. To win back our "mojo" that they so desperately stole. It's time to man up and sign up. Men or Mice? Safties off and Plugs out, let's take those "damned dirty" yankees and win back our mojo "baby". The "Dr. Evil" yankees shall not ruin my duck hunting a day longer.

I want my Mojo Workin!!!! Cause it Ain't right now, because the yankees are brutally killing all of our ducks. Let's make a stand. Safties off and Plugs out baby!

[crow]

Yankees need robos kinda like the handicapped need special parking places and special help because they're handicapped.

Yankees need help with their duck hunting because...well, because they are Yankees!

Hey, who loves all y'all, my Yankee brothers?!

[Glen Livet]

outlaw 'em in all 50 states!!!!!!