let's do a Coach joke

[laduck]

There were the hunters who went to a private club to hunt. When they got there the owner ask them what they wanted to hunt. They said squirrels, so the owner brought out a dog named Teacher. He said "Teacher squirrels" and Teacher went off with the hunters and they found all kinds of squirrels. The next year the hunters came back to the same club. They wanted to pheasants. The owner brought out Teacher and said "Teacher pheasants" and Teacher went off with the hunters and they found all kinds of pheasants. The third year the hunters came to the same club. They ask for Teacher because they wanted to hunt ducks and they knew that Teacher was the best. The owner told them that Teacher was no longer hunting. They ask why not. The owner told them that some other guest had come and gone hunting with Teacher, but that they called him Coach by mistake. From that time on all the dog would do is sit on his behind and read the newspaper. Jack

Shoot them sprigs on their first pass!

[judge jb]

a coach walked out on the field to see one of his players playing in a pile of crap... when he asked him what he was doing, the player replied "i'm building men.. this one happens to be a banker" when asked if he could build a coach, the player replied " nope, ain't got enough CRAP".....

judge jb